Once I got in the tube, the operator told me to keep my legs crossed. So I made the great climb up to the top of the slide, stood in line, and finally it was my turn. Me, being a thrill seeker, of course had to try it. Basically you stand in this tube, and then the slide operator presses a button and this slide drops you straight down a good 90 FEET, before you actually start going down the water slide. While we were there, I discovered one of there most "Thrilling" looking waterslides. One of her perks was that her and a family member/friend could get into the waterpark for free, so one hot summer day she had off and we both decided it'd be fun to go there and cool down for the day. I feel that my mental/emotional scars have healed enough to tell this gem.Īt the time my girlfriend, now Fiancée, worked as a photographer for one of those resorts with the indoor and outdoor water parks. So do you guys know those waterslides that you stand in, and then they suddenly drop you straight down onto the water slide? If not, look them up on YouTube, there's nothing like them.Īh yes, the sweet memories of my first time on one of these. Then the comedy god himself posts his creation to reddit and gets karma People who aren't killed die from laughter The pure funny of that joke destroyed civilization itselfĪll the while people are laughing harder than they ever did Humanity is regressed back to the stone age No one is prepared for what is going to happenĮveryone is filled with overwhelming dreadĪll at once, absolute pandemonium commencesĪll nuclear powers launch their nukes at once God and Jesus himself looks on in suspenseĮverything is completely quiet not a single sound is heard The building is filled with fear and anticipation I Sexually Identify as an Attack HelicopterĪLERT! COMEDY GOD HAS ENTERED THE BUILDING! GET TO COVER!īystander: "Oh god! Don't do it! I have a family!" It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know? You said a jackdaw is a crow, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the crow family crows, which means you'd call blue jays, ravens, and other birds crows, too. A jackdaw is a jackdaw and a member of the crow family. So your reasoning for calling a jackdaw a crow is because random people "call the black ones crows?" Let's get grackles and blackbirds in there, then, too.Īlso, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. If you're saying "crow family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Corvidae, which includes things from nutcrackers to blue jays to ravens.
If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. No one's arguing that.Īs someone who is a scientist who studies crows, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls jackdaws crows.
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